Tag: anonymous
member name: Craig Olson
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December 20, 2006 08:41 AM EST --
CORINTHIANS 13 - A CHRISTMAS VERSION
If I decorate my house perfectly with plaid bows,
strands of twinkling
lights and shiny balls, but do not show love to
my family, I'm just another
decorator. . . .
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June 12, 2007 10:51 AM EDT --
The most creative rationale for throwing an apple core
out of the car window is-
"It will plant seeds for other trees to grow."
And, of course, our highways are lined with apple trees-- . . .
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July 06, 2007 05:59 PM EDT --
Subject: Aliens
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July 16, 2007 02:40 PM EDT --
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't . . .
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August 30, 2007 01:41 PM EDT --
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. . . .
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December 07, 2007 02:27 PM EST --
The Philosophy of Ambiguity
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor....
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows . . .
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November 23, 2008 02:26 PM EST --
Simple, But A Great Idea!
Not my idea but it's a great one.
Members of Congress should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their special interest sponsors.
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July 20, 2006 11:20 AM EDT --
I thought you might enjoy this!
Have A Cup Of Coffee
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got
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October 31, 2006 10:36 AM EST --
Once a task is first begun,
Never leave it till it's done,
Be the labor great or small,
Do it well or not at all.
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June 25, 2007 09:00 AM EDT --
STUPID OR WHAT
THEY WALK AMONG US!
I was calling to order a pizza ,with the menu in hand, I order a large pizza with ground beef, bacon, and extra cheese and the girl on the phone says . . .
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December 22, 2007 12:55 PM EST --
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know . . .
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December 28, 2007 10:40 AM EST --
Need to diet?
Then let's get started!
Here's the first rule of thumb:
If it tastes good....spit it out.
And remember...
If you must have a cheeseburger and fries . . .
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December 29, 2007 01:36 PM EST --
My Wish for You in 2008:
May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts. May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of $100 bills. May love stick to your face like Vaseline . . .
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May 09, 2008 11:53 AM EDT --
I worked for half those people and worked with the other half.
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail I was at the . . .
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November 17, 2006 09:22 AM EST --
Lateral Thinking
Many years ago in a small village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender.
The moneylender, who was old and ugly, fancied the farmer's . . .
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July 13, 2007 09:12 AM EDT --
I am very skeptical as to whether this anonymous story is true.
I don't see how anyone could be that dumb.
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
> (the actual AP . . .
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December 08, 2007 11:29 AM EST --
Common sense is good to have, but never let it master you
for then it might deprive you
of the foolish things it's fun to do.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. . . .
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February 04, 2008 01:25 PM EST --
This was one of those anonymous e-mails that I get so many of. Supposedly it was a true story, but I find it hard to believe that.
"ALWAYS THOUGHT GREEN SNAKES WERE OK? READ ........" . . .
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March 28, 2008 10:28 AM EDT --
A man whose family was a part of German aristocracy prior to World War II, owned a number of large industries and estates. When asked how many German people were true Nazis, the answer he gave can guide . . .
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April 05, 2008 12:29 PM EDT --
George Carlin on aging!
(Absolutely Brilliant)
George Carlin's Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? . . .
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