Tag: humor
member name: Craig Olson
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November 13, 2006 10:38 AM EST --
Ole and Lena go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor
asks them what the problem is and Lena goes into a tirade listing every
problem they have ever had . . .
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January 09, 2007 10:09 AM EST --
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said,
"Lord take pity on me. . . .
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October 02, 2006 08:45 AM EDT --
Never make general statements.
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March 20, 2006 02:53 PM EST --
This image is presented courtesy of the National Library of Medicine.
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October 05, 2006 09:51 AM EDT --
It seems that a lot of people named "Rip" have died.
Frankenstein and Dracula have posted their resumes at Monster.com. . . .
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June 23, 2006 10:12 AM EDT --
Three Things to Ponder
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> 1. COWS
> 2. THE CONSTITUTION
> 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
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> COWS - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our
> government can track a cow . . .
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November 07, 2006 02:04 PM EST --
Reasons Not To Mess with Children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very . . .
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November 23, 2008 02:26 PM EST --
Simple, But A Great Idea!
Not my idea but it's a great one.
Members of Congress should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their special interest sponsors.
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June 22, 2006 08:54 AM EDT --
Weird creatures have been seen in the Chernobyl area ever since the meltdown.
Maybe there are worse things than fossil fuels.
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May 02, 2006 02:00 PM EDT --
The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules" . . .
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May 23, 2006 11:05 AM EDT --
Three blondes were applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.
The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So, YA'all want to be cops, . . .
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July 19, 2006 02:39 PM EDT --
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for
her . . .
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September 28, 2006 02:43 PM EDT --
Dear Rescuer,
Please help!!!! After two long years of being on a
waiting list for an agility dog, we have been notified
by the breeder that, at long last, our number has come
up and ...WE ARE HAVING . . .
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October 09, 2006 10:54 AM EDT --
Since I am vegan I do not eat turkey.
This the flag of Turkey.
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October 25, 2006 10:43 AM EDT --
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the . . .
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November 13, 2006 10:51 AM EST --
Fishing Trip
On Saturday morning I got up early. I put on my long johns. I dressed quietly. I got my lunch made, grabbed the dog and went to the garage to . . .
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November 30, 2006 01:34 PM EST --
Why, Why, Why
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not . . .
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June 11, 2007 02:37 PM EDT --
These laws came from an anonymous e-mail.
Laws of Life
Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. . . .
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June 12, 2007 10:51 AM EDT --
The most creative rationale for throwing an apple core
out of the car window is-
"It will plant seeds for other trees to grow."
And, of course, our highways are lined with apple trees-- . . .
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June 13, 2007 09:11 AM EDT --
This is another anonymous e-mail that was forwarded to me.
Subject: SENIORS UNDER ATTACK
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Subject: SENIORS UNDER ATTACK
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THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY! . . .
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