Tag: joke
member name: Craig Olson
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July 24, 2006 10:06 AM EDT --
Taking Faith Healing Too Far
A faith healer asked Moshe how his family was getting along. "They're
all fine," Moshe said, "Except my uncle. He's very sick."
"Your uncle . . .
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October 02, 2006 08:45 AM EDT --
Never make general statements.
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May 23, 2006 11:05 AM EDT --
Three blondes were applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.
The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So, YA'all want to be cops, . . .
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July 19, 2006 02:39 PM EDT --
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys.
The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for
her . . .
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July 06, 2007 05:59 PM EDT --
Subject: Aliens
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July 16, 2007 02:40 PM EDT --
Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
My blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was high, I'd gained some weight, and I didn't feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn't . . .
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August 30, 2007 01:41 PM EDT --
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. . . .
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July 13, 2006 09:17 AM EDT --
I did not write this little story. It was an anonymous e-mail sent to me. It was so funny that I decided to share it.
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July 24, 2006 09:21 AM EDT --
Better Than Pork
A priest and a rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a
train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying, "I
know that in your religion you're not supposed . . .
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August 04, 2006 09:10 AM EDT --
Mrs. Johnson decided to have her portrait painted by a famous artist. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, and a ruby pendant." . . .
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August 07, 2006 08:41 AM EDT --
The Pope is visiting Washington, D.C., and President Bush
>>>>>>>takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac, cruising on
>>>>>>>the Presidential yacht, . . .
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August 23, 2006 02:07 PM EDT --
Subject: Blondes on the Move Again! Some are old but still good.
Blonde LOGIC
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ And
one blonde says to he other, "Which . . .
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September 09, 2006 04:31 PM EDT --
The elderly priest,
speaking to the younger
priest, said, "It was a
good idea to replace
the first four pews
with plush bucket
theater . . .
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October 17, 2006 01:52 PM EDT --
Two guys from Dubuque are quietly sitting in a boat, fishing and
sucking down beer when suddenly Bob says, "I think I'm going to divorce my
wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months." . . .
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June 13, 2007 02:54 PM EDT --
This is another anonymous joke.
THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went . . .
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June 25, 2007 09:00 AM EDT --
STUPID OR WHAT
THEY WALK AMONG US!
I was calling to order a pizza ,with the menu in hand, I order a large pizza with ground beef, bacon, and extra cheese and the girl on the phone says . . .
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December 22, 2007 12:55 PM EST --
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know . . .
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December 22, 2007 01:09 PM EST --
I don't know if this is true or not. I thought it was funny even if somebody made it up. Somebody e-mailed it to me.
This is too sweet to keep to myself.
Merry Christmas Everyone! . . .
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May 04, 2006 09:20 AM EDT --
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said,
"You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours
for the asking."
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June 09, 2006 10:45 AM EDT --
A WHITE LIE CHURCH CAKE
Have you ever told a white lie? You are going to love this -
especially all of the ladies who bake for church events.
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